OK, here's a fun one that I got off of another forum. What you do is you post whatever you want here, it doesn't have to be relevant to ANYTHING. It can be car-related or just plan b.s. I want to see how long we can keep it going and how funny we can make it. On the other forum, it was started in 2002 and is still going!

I will start it off:

So, basically I am stuck at work with nothing to do so I am making something to do.

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This is a post that went quite well on another message board and it's fun to. It's a game called 'This or That". Here are the rules.

1) A senario is given and there is a choice "this or that"

2) The first person to answer gets to make a new senario

3) This is not a debate, once the senario is answered, move on and make a new senario.

4) please take the me and read everyone elses answers and senarios, so that they aren't repeated.

5)It can be about absolutly anything.(ie. beer or liquor, turbo or s.c, evo or sti) the fastest response gets it there way and they get to make their own senario. I'll start.



COIL OVERS OR PRO SPRINGS

ok this is how it works, say the first thing that comes to mind when you read the persons post who is above yous

ex: i say gangster
you might say scarface
and the next might say killer and so on and so forth.. this thread gets really fun hope you all enjoy it :-)


i'll start it off with

Mitsubishi

i think we should have a vent forum. if there is something on your chest you need to get off or something that just makes you mad.

i'll start.

My car is slow and it sucks because i am too god damned broke to fix it up. also my job blows

For all serious car, truck and motorsports enthusiasts - if you ever wanted to attend the SEMA Show but couldn’t because you weren’t an industry insider, here’s a chance to get to experience one of the coolest automotive events firsthand. (As many of you know, the SEMA Show is a trade-only event and not open to the general public so this is truly a unique opportunity for a limited few.)

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You're probably already aware that we have decided to split this in to two sections.

1. Off Topic - This section will have LITTLE to NO moderation. Flaming will only be tolerated in this section and if you are easily offended this may not be the best part of the board for you. With that said, racial slurs still are NOT tolerated anywhere on this board. Topics still may be moved to more suitable locations if the need presents itself.

2. On Topic - This section will have moderation just like any other part of the board. Refer here: http://www.mitsubishi-forums.com/t38836-we...to-on-topic.htm

Thanks, Enjoy!
Moderating Team

Petter Solberg Crash WRC 2012 Rally France

Solberg runs wide into a ditch and through the vineyard into a telegraph pole. No spectators were injured, but very close call.

and

2012 Talladega Last 2 Laps of Race Stewart Flip Crash

Tony Stewart and Michael Waltrip hook bumpers and everything goes to very bad.

Apple store robbery with BMW X5

Apple store robbery with BMW X5, they get in easy but the car gets trapped when trying to leave.

and

Girl crushes fried while parking

Girl crushes fried while parking, not only that but also crashes into multiple cars and then just leaves.

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I've read a lot of forum posts and there's always this big discussion about leasing or buying a new car. What's your opinion?







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"She was doing fine," Detective Lt. Robert Grant said. "And, in fact, as heinous as this is, the little girl looks at the police officer and says, 'What did you stop me for? I was driving good.' Incredible. Obviously, the officer told her she was too young to drive."

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/18/Pol.../#ixzz1bQFZrVZn

I had to laugh at this one as I do most of the stories I post... I just question what goes through a person's mind when they come up with stuff like this I'm sure people do things similiar to this all of the time.

A Camden woman, facing arrest on some outstanding warrants, allegedly tried to distract police by making a fake 9-1-1 call Monday night.

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The California man who lives part of his life as an “adult baby� and collects Social Security disability payments says the federal agency has cleared him of wrongdoing and will continue sending checks.

Read more and there is a video:
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Sorry I know some people dislike my stupid stories however I had to post this. PRICELESS.

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What happens when you give a homeless guy some money and then ask for it back?

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Haha too funny I had to share

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heres my story, since i recently got back into the import scene iv noticed a few things, mainly a lot of stupid kids thinking there big shit because they have a 1990's civic with cut springs, and a advanced auto muffler.iv been building all sorts of cars since iv been 16. iv c notched frames, helped with body drops, bagged my car and others,cut hoods apart and motorized them to open and so on. iv pretty much had my hand in everything but turbos.im now 30 years old with a 4yr old and a wife.the other day i was going threw some twistie (not fast because i had my son with me)and here comes a p.o.s miata with the "miata" wrote acrossed the front windshield in big white letters (like i didnt know what it was) spray painted black hub caps and no exhaust, and this lil kid gives me a thumbs down and revs his car up at me.thought it was going to blow up.and then he swerved at me!!! i didnt have anywhere to turn around so i kept going,pissed that he swerved at me, i came home, made some calls, found out who he was. just some 20yr punk kid. now i dont care that he didnt like my car,everyone is intitled to there opion.hes still young and stupid in my book.so the next day i see his car at wal mart, and get his plate # and called the cops . good for me that when they got there he was leaving and he was driving like an idiot, the cop got him for reckless driving and no exhaust.now if the dumb shit wouldnt have swerved at me with my son in the car i wouldnt of bothered with it.so i guess what im trying to say is have some respect for people, just because someone is in a import doesnt always mean there some dumb kid.theres alot of poeple that have familys/kids that are still into the sport.dont be a douche bag. thanks, i had to vent!!!!lol

So cool. the first video on the page is the flip in the Outlaw series car.

the second is kind of a lame interview

but the third is an awesome pre-NASCAR race prayer you have to watch it!

Videos

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there seems too be some confusion as too the definition of ricer...

Ricer:
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster.
The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Neon lights under and or in the car
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Cavaliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and Mitsubishi EVO's are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.

more examples--

"RalliArt" badging on a Honda
"Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage
"Neuspeed" badging on 1997 Lumina
"Type-R" badge and 5" exhaust tip on 1980s Civic Wagovan
Double spoiler, 18" rims and Type-R badge on Geo Metro
Type-R badge on Ford Probe

anybody else?

I bought a hobby plotter a little while back and now find myself making a small side business for myself. I nicknamed it Overnight Decals From Japan, of course a F+F rip, lol.
You can find a small sample of what I have cut in this Facebook album - http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1...182705741778379

Let me know what you guys need. I haven't found one place that offers these decals at a reasonable price like I do.

A good friend of mines car has been stolen.

Here's the info and pictures of his car.
http://www.mitsu-media.com/showthread.php?t=6236

Beware of used 1g DSM parts coming from Colorado and surrounding areas!

Thanks.

I'm fairly new to this area and haven't been successful in finding a good tuner around me (west mass). I'm now open to travel up to 1.5 hours in any direction (NH, VT, RI, NY, NJ) to find a good shop that know what they're doing. Need someone who can work on mivec maps and not only a/f+timing.

As I always say, a custom build or a custom FI is as good as the tune that's put on it, so its very important that these guys know wtf they're doing.

P.S. I would post it in the US-North East section but that section is pretty much dead.

I have been watching toyota for many years. From the 1995-2010. To me the golden age of them was 1995 for most cars up to 2002. Yes there was the odd one under 1995. But not many.

So far I think that they have lost the car market and fallen behind the world in the car market.

Any one think the same?

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Guys I've been falling behind lately and I apologize. Jon Bonazza was nice enough to offer his services. PM him to recieve your Packets. He'll overnight them to you soon. If you aren't a new memeber and still haven't gotten yours please PM to get it.

Hey all,
Well I took part in the Marbella bangers (www.marbellabangers.co.uk) and driving 3000miles to Marbella and back in aid of Help for Hero’s and what an amazing experience.
First of all I just want to say a massive thank you to Alex and her team at DNAsigns (http://dnasigns.co.uk/new/) who did an amazing job with the custom vinyl’s on my carisma.
Really friendly and helpful bunch who know their stuff. Based in Towcester they are only 10miles from me in Milton Keynes and I’m sure there are people here who need a trusted company for their vinyls. Thank you.
Photos can be seen here on my Facebook page and other team member’s websites just look for THE BEAGLE WAGON
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/alb...&aid=644409
http://s1143.photobucket.com/albums/n640/m...mview=slideshow
Thank you all that have donated and looking forward to doing a similar event next year.

I am about to take part in www.marbellabangers.co.uk with my wife and our dog Jack beagle. It involves driving from Dover in the UK to Marbella in Spain in our £300 carisma.

I know times are hard but plase could you donate just £1.00 (or more if you can) to a charity that means a lot to us, Help for heros.

http://www.justgiving.com/marbellabangers

Please can you put good luck Rob woollett so we know who you are supporting.

Thank you

Rob & Vicki Woollett

Hey forum, unfortunately I went through a bad ran of luck with my mitsubishi's. I was involved in a head on collision (other driver crossed center line) with my Expo LRV and it was total'd. Also I was in the center of a chain reaction accident that wrecked my Evolution. And then my other project car was stolen. So after a lot of investigation and insurance I have this new car, its a 2001 Nissan Skyline GTR R34 Vspec2.

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I know they were apart of the new member package thingy, but I haven't heard back about that in months. Kinda gave up on it lol. Was hoping that someone maybe had one laying around, or could point me in the direction to get one? Does JonBonanza still visit the forums?

Got a lot of snow since Friday lots of accidents and idiots about. Had to clear the car off so we could out Saturday night. Was still snowing come Sunday. These pictures are from Saturday night.


The snow drift in front of the vehicle from passenger side.


From the front of the vehicle


When I first walked out to the car after using command start. Had left the rear wiper on when I parked it.


The snow bank from a few weeks ago when they cleared the parking lot last time now taller with more fresh snow 7+ feet high maybe closer to 8+ feet high.

I want to lower my car but my insurance company says they will not cover me if something happens! does everybody have this problem??

I apologize to the mods for this, but it needs to be said, and I vote for this topic to be pinned for a week so it stays in view.


QUOTE (Jonny Lightning71 @ Dec 25 2010, 01:02 PM)
you guys say im some punk azz kid when you guys are still in highschool I am 19 years old and enlisted in the marine core. Talk crap over the internet you studio gangsters I hope I get f*kin banned this site is g4y and the people on this site got small diks and love to talk sh1t like none other and get a life.


I have a few things to say about the above statement:

Punk kids? Some of the guys on here are still kids in High School, yes. I don't consider them punks though. They also seem to possess a maturity level that is much higher than yours. Why don't you talk about growing up when you grow up yourself. Were you the little scrawny kid in High School with no friends or one of the guys who thought he was popular and just made fun of everyone to make himself look better? I just bring it up because you seem to fit both of those profiles so far and I can't make a decision without further information.

I'm not still in high school, and most of the people that have been talking shit on you aren't still in high school either. (That's right, I typed out shit. We don't block those words like the Honda forums you are used to typing on.)

You are enlisted in the Marines... Well guess what punk, so am I. Thanks for making us look bad. Being WAY north and south of pretty much any real Marine base that's not a training center, I'm guessing you are reserves? Very Manly. Or maybe you just enlisted and haven't gone to bootcamp yet. I am betting the latter is the case since I find it hard to believe you could come out of bootcamp with that attitude and mouth. Oh, and it's CORPS, not CORE you fucking disgrace!

Studio gangsters? What the fuck does that even mean? Is that anything like a keyboard racer or an e-thug? If so, I think you fit that description better than any of us. The only thing keeping me from kicking your teeth in is the fact that I'm deployed right now and can't make a quick trip up to kick the shit out of you and that rice bucket you call a car.

Small dicks... Why are you obsessed with the size of our dicks? I bet you are excited that Don't Ask Don't Tell got repealed, huh? Now you can put up that SWEET rainbow flag and don't have to hide it in your closet anymore!

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I have a 95 2.5 litre diesel turbo that overheats when unde rload or going up a long gradiant hill.

I have a new oversized radiator, new thermostat, new hoses, new thermo fan.

It does not use any coolant or oil between services.

Done around 200,000 km on this motor.

HAS ANYONE ANY IDEAS AS TO WHY THE TEMPERATURE GUAGE RISES TO JUST UNDER THE RED.

ok.... i read the post about the cars with a million miles

my 07 outlander has 19k on it


so what does your mitsu have?????

I know some don't see the point in voting but please could you take a minute to vote for jack bealge.
He is the mascot for the marbella bangers race and any publicity for rasing money for charity is a good this surly..

Please every little vote counts - if you could forward the link on to others that would be fantastic

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Is there any way to increase my gas milage.
I'm sorry, I should know this stuff, I need to come up with something.
I drive about 2 miles a day to classes, and about five to franlin once or twice a week, It should not take twenty bucks a week.
Also, is there any thing I can do to reduce my insurance, I am already at limited tort, and due to deer It is kind of necessary.
I need to find a way to cut costs anywhere I can, any way possible.