Follow the linkas I think this guy is way past any thing any of us could imagine... click here.



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YOUR CARS A PIECE OF $#!T!!!!!!!!!!

haha dude, just messing with you.

when mascots fail

I can't even believe this might be real.....

can someone get me a fukin beer?! Im already reclined on the couch, the bar is 15 feet away and I just don't want to get up to get it.

































oh,,,the becks are on the 2nd shelf

Ok, so I was driving behind a guy who lives near me and he has a 93 Dodge Stealth and was saying something about getting a new exhaust. Well it looks retarded. I dont have the pics of his accual car yet but I will throw some up from pics on the web. He got some sort of dual muffler system.... does that really make a difference??? He really messed it up because its at an angle and not sitting right. For those stealth and 3000GT experts out there.... what good is this for a non-turbo???

There are better ones, this is just to start it off

http://www.automotivehelper.com/topic639881.htm

it should beacuse i think the turbo and non turbo transmission are the same


i am doing this exact thing and i have the larger 14b and two sets of injectors

a stock manifold and i am getting an fmic soon

an apexi downpipe

and i have the stock ecu with a Safc ver.2

i have the act 2600 clutch

and it is bad ****

but my car is almost stock and i love it i am eating up vtec hondas and acuras

and they are supposedly at 275 hp

i am only at 220
without an intercooler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMkoBgHAfk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C94NRm-NKVU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLu0gMP7l6c&feature=user

I don't know why, but some of your posts just sounded like this would be you... I know... call me crazy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGzDxBWus7E&feature=related

that made me have a good laugh lol its ff1 if u diddnt know

1: Put a twenty four pack of yuengling in the trunk.

2: Lock a small child in the trunk
A: they probably won't fit
B: There is a safety release lever in the trunk.

3: Use a drive up ATM...

4: Stick your head out the window to look at the pretty girl and then expect to be able to get your head back in the window without smashing it into the roof... (which is hard and not nearly as forgiving as the Elise with the soft top.)

5: Use the non existent rear view mirror.

6: Get out of the thing gracefully.

Video of the attempts will be up soon.

I had an absolute blast. Instructor was in the car in front of me and I was in a 100% authentic Nextel Cup Car. Of course, had to learn several things about the car, sign waivers, etc - but... had a lot of fun.

Best lap was my final lap, 8th lap, at 32.90 seconds at 102.873mph. Not bad considering it was my first time ever in the car and I was limited to how fast my instructor would go. To compare, the standard qualifying speed for NASCAR at RIchmond is around 127.389mph.

Well, now when I try to load up this forum on my main computer, I keep getting a malware error. I don't know why this started, but last night everything was cool. No issues whatsoever. Now, every time I try to open the page with the Web Shield on, I keep getting the warning letting me know that avast stopped a malware from getting on my computer. Nobody has used my computer between last night and now and I keep my computer running in tip top shape (including avoiding most, if not all, XXX rated websites).

Avast has been known to wrongly identify certain applications or programs as malware and the such, but it never really bothered me... until now. I use Firefox 3 and sometimes, when the page is loading, I can see the page loading something for "xxxmovies", but I can't 100% identify it since it goes so quickly.

I tried making the exception for the forum, but that doesn't work either. Any help?

EDIT: Figured I might provide this too...

Location: http://www.mitsubishi-forums.com/index.php...092;unp17484289

Type: VBS:Malware-gen

unp17484289? Never heard of that one before...

EDIT #2: I got the exceptions working, so I'm back to my posting madness... but it still irks me as to WHY it happened. Possible culprit... http://www.dir4you.org/6/ ???

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I wanted to bring a little refreshment. I've done nothing at work today since 6am except leave to go eat chinese buffett

Has anyone ever actually logged on to this website and seen their car in the randomly featured cars section on the home page? I have yet to see mine. Just a dumb question....

So whats everyone got planned for the 4th? Ya'll got off from work?

how much HP will this intake give?

What are your top ten bookmarks or 10 most used bookmarks?

I've been spending more and more time in the city as of late (might be the apartment in Soho) and Just wondering anyone knows the city well or hangs out there often?

I'm looking for nightlife other then Pacha or Ultra. Been to a couple of the lounges in the meat packing district and what not just wanna see if any one has any suggestions?

Sup guys haven't posted in a minute thats only because my car is still broke... But anyway someone sent me this awesome vid figure I'd share it
http://www.racevideoforums.com/forums/memp...ss-mustang.html

Congratulations evil-G-nius's for becoming the June 2008 ROTM


MODS

Engine:
Weapon R Intake
2.5" Exhaust
Remus DTM Muffler

Drivetrain:
5 Speed Swap
SS Clutch lines
Metal shift bushings at the tranny and the shift plate base
Megan Racing Short Shifter
LSD Insert
SBR 3500 Clutch
ACT Lightened Flywheel

Suspension:
Eibach Prokit
KYB AGX Adjustable Shocks
Energy Graphite Suspension Bushings

Wheels:
RSS Racing Kama 17"
Falken ZE512

Brakes:
Brembo Slotted Rotors
Akebono Street Pads

ICE:
Alpine IVA-D310
Diamond Audio 12" D9 Subs (2)
MB Quart 6 1/2 Components
MB Quart 6x9
Alpine 1000 watt amp
Alpine 400 watt amp
Clifford Matrix Alarm

Misc:
6k HID Kit Head Lights
3k Foglights

Who farted?

I just wanted to wish you guys a happy birthday! Get out there and burn some rubber

evil-G-nius's 1996 Galant


MODS

Engine:
Weapon R Intake
2.5" Exhaust
Remus DTM Muffler

Drivetrain:
5 Speed Swap
SS Clutch lines
Metal shift bushings at the tranny and the shift plate base
Megan Racing Short Shifter
LSD Insert
SBR 3500 Clutch
ACT Lightened Flywheel

Suspension:
Eibach Prokit
KYB AGX Adjustable Shocks
Energy Graphite Suspension Bushings

Wheels:
RSS Racing Kama 17"
Falken ZE512

Brakes:
Brembo Slotted Rotors
Akebono Street Pads

ICE:
Alpine IVA-D310
Diamond Audio 12" D9 Subs (2)
MB Quart 6 1/2 Components
MB Quart 6x9
Alpine 1000 watt amp
Alpine 400 watt amp
Clifford Matrix Alarm

Misc:
6k HID Kit Head Lights
3k Foglights








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rodz924's Raider


2007 Raider SE V8 235 HP
Special Edition Double Cab
Silver truck/black interior
Owned since November ‘07
Currently about 8,000 miles


I bought this truck to replace my old Dodge Ram Van. The van (w/ only a V6 Magnum) had pulled my 20’ Sunline camper for many years but was getting tired and overheating under the stress. My V8 Raider came with the tow/haul set up and a 6500 lbs towing capacity. All I had to install was the Impulse Brake Controller and we were ready for Memorial Day. I get 17 mpg regularly and got 15 mpg when towing. My Raider has lots of torque for towing, I almost couldn’t tell the trailer was on. That was a pleasant surprise. I get all kind of compliments on the style of the truck and many are shocked to see its a Mitsu.

As far as Mod’s go, The Mitsu dealer threw in the aluminum billet grille when I bought it. Mark’s Truck Center in Churchville, NY added the Leer Tonneau cover for me. I added Bell truck bed lights. I added a K & N filter. The SE already came loaded with nerf bars, skid plates, raider mats, Sirius radio and bed rails/bed liner.

Be a better friend, newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:

... I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'

I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in d etail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies.

I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loo se watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you
figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.



At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.

Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you
were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no c hoice but to burn your house.

When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I
was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least appropriate.

'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me. 'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.

I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, Abba was shrieking 'Dancing Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine ...'


.. and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.

here is the full 2 hour movie of the new knight rider TV show that will be premiering on September 24th. i felt a little betrayed that they didn't use the new Camero keeping in line with the whole fire bird theme. however it does have a very decent story line and plot. you decide for yourself.

here is a link to the Megavideo streaming player. i did not post this up nor do i host it, it is from a watch movies online for free video site that i frequent. don't worry there is no downloading it loads very quick and its the 2 hour streaming movie. you'll probably want to open it in a new tab and do a few posts, maybe make a sandwich or something if your on dial up. ENJOY!!!!

http://www.chatandtalk.net/index.php?id=24412

I've been on the waiting list for almost a year now. However, I've been number 1 on the list and acquiring the only allocated Skyline coming to this dealership. The first production year will be approximately 2,000 units nationwide (that's, 1 or 2 at most per dealership).

So anyhow.. my plan with it:

Hold a large public event at the dealer (after it arrives) along with entertainment, catered food, etc. on behalf of Sport Compact Customs and the Dealership. I would take silent bids on the vehicle (lowest bid being the final sales price on the car).

Highest bid would take the car home.

I would take however much profit is remaining
(i.e. HIGHEST BID - SALES PRICE = PROFIT) and split that amount 47.5/47.5/5.

Meaning -

47.5% of PROFIT to Charity of my choice (Welcome !)
47.5% of PROFIT to Sport Compact Customs
5% of PROFIT to dealer as concession for hosting the event

Not only would I be providing a great charitable contribution to a local organization that rescues animals, but I can also write off that amount as a deduction to defer taxes on the profits. If the dealer opposes, then I have several alternate plans I will attempt to execute.

Either way, just another 6-9 more months. I already have a developer who has started the flash programming for the site I plan to stand up for the event at www.dreamgtr.com

THE BUYER WILL RECEIVE THIS VEHICLE AS THE ORIGINAL OWNER, FULL WARRANTY, AND THE VEHICLE WILL BE COMPLETELY FACTORY WITHOUT ANY MODIFICATION.