yeah we got f-cked up and were talken to hot b-tches.

Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Anyone else out here see the 2007 Outlander and think it's a direct rip-off of the Nissan Murano?

How you know you own a DSM!

1. If you've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic....
2. If you have a garage full of spare engines, just in case....
3. If you've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch....
4. If you bought half of your performance parts at Home Depot.
5. If your freinds get beat in a race and call you immediately after to...

How come nobody posts on here?.... like in all the threads.. i mean, im on this other forum (for locals) and there are like 11,000 members, yet only 1/4 or so are active posters... i mean, there are new threads by by the minute, and posts by the seconds..

doesnt this forum have like 27,000 members or so.. and i rarely ever see anything new.. maybe im just not looking in the right...

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I do believe that i picked the worst major in the entire world. I quit mechanic school after a year(couldn't do transmissions), and now I decided to be a history teacher. So now I have eleventy-billion history papers due every week about stuff that has already happened. It isn't like there has been any new developements, how can a teacher even read all those damn papers. Every one of...

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penis emporium

Lovely.... so whats the weirdest thing youve ever eaten?

Just wondered if anyone playing this at the moment. its a great driving game wtih thousands or miles to drive on. You can drive for hours without driving on the same road. Very good game. if anyone in this forum is playing it. What do you think
If you do have it. dont forget to download your free nissan skyline GTR R34
Its a game which will tie me over till forza 2

OK, so I like working with my used car sales manager. My only problem is, he tends to not think when taking trade-ins. First of all, this guy has taken in 2 used 2002 Eclipse GT automatics. Both have over 60K miles. It's not that they are BAD cars, just...nothing special and high mileage.

Anyway, he got all excited when the customer had a '98 Eclipse Spyder 5 speed to trade....

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A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!

It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that...

OK, so by now everyone here knows I am a Nissan tech. Well, until recently, I hadn't done anything too "fun" at work. Sure, I've fixed a lot of cars and done some really nice PDI's and used car inspections. Well, we just received in a dealer trade 2006 Sentra SE-R Spec V. Since the car has a $19,500 price tag, we like to add things to drive up the price. With the...

ok well today i was walking back from rite aid ( waking because im at a university and didnt bring my car =( ) and i waspassing through a parking lot and saw a white SRT-4 with (from what i could tell) had an exhaust upgrade and intake and was lowered. anyway i was talking to the owner saying how he should have bought a DSM and he kept snapping back at how his car was so powerful and he could...

Ok, so I made the comment about Mitsus coming into dealers and credit unions not wanting to finance the used ones, right? A few people scoffed when I told them that. Well, I just heard on the news tonight that their Normal, IL plant is asking workers to VOLUNTARILY take a $4/hour paycut to reduce the bleeding. This comes after a year or two ago that Daimler/Chrysler pulled all investments...

TV had better programs like Speed Racer
Space 1999
Lost In Space
The Wild Wild West
Dark Shadows
UFO
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea
Land Of The Giants
Luno was a heck of a horse!
I did not miss the Three Stooges!!! I had my bowl of cereal everyday as a matter of fact I was late for school sometimes!!!...

I dont kno if you guys do this, im new to this site, and i just like to get an idea who is who and who drives what. it just helps me out. thank you for all that will participate.

first off, this me:
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On this site there's a guy who got sick of the Government stick'n him in the rear so he dug up some old laws that protect you and me and he has wrote a bunch of books several deal with the issue of suing or haveing them placed in jail any Government worker Cops, Judges etc. who mess's over your rights, this is the legal sticker I have placed on my windows of my car.

And no...

THE FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH .

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The brother who ate prunes ------------------------------ Gotta
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The brother who worked at a convenience store ----------Stop n
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The grandfather from Yugoslavia ------------------------- U Gogh

The cousin...

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This is an absolutely beautiful tribute to the United States of America
Say what you may ~ I thought this to be worthy of passing on.
And an Australian wrote it. Many people love America - many people don't.
But it is what it is.





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Hey whos got tattoos and what do they mean to you?

I've got two, one on each arm, one is for my dad, I have had it for almost a year, he shot himself last October and i got it about a month after. The second one I got like 2 years ago, its a smaller cross that just felt good to get for myself for some reason, next tattoo is a tattoo of the "H" Honda used right on my ****...

The Call Girl

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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.


It was an ad for a girl calling herself...

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Anybody on this forum play Socom 3 online.... hit me up....

420spyder

Im on most evenings..

Hah
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junior year of highschool:

highschool starts at 8:00 am on the dot, I go out to start my car, nothin, I call up my friend he picks me up at about 7:45, school is 20 minutes away goin the speed limit. He's in his eagle premier p.o.s., but we're flyin down the backroads pushin 100, get closer to the school and go to slow down, cop comes outta nowhere, he clocked us going 55 in a...

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There is a Mitsubishi represented here!--> http://autos.aol.com/article/genera...425154309990001 (8. 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse)

i haven't laughed so hard in years after hearing this song. its too true what this guy raps about and the exhaust noises in the background make the song even more funny. basically, this song is a diss to hondas. "dem crx's and honda's, with type Rs n Type R's." around my neighborhood, is a buncha hondas that sound annoying with dem VTEC engines and what not. buncha...

ITS MY 17th BIRTHDAY
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"Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future.
You are old and tired. Leave like beaten rats, you old white people.
It is your duty to die... We are going to take over."


--Augustin Cebada, a Brown Beret protestor,
demanding amnesty for illegal aliens

Dear Fellow Patriots,


Next week, the Senate will,...

i would greately appreciate it if you guys gave to the "lets get james a turbo for his pretty car" fund. Its ONLY $559.00 and look how pretty it is!

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so send money now! cash and/or money order are accepted, credit cards too!
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This kid just turned 16 and told his dad that he thought that he should buy him a new car. His dad said "ok here's the deal, for six months you must carry a b average, you can't stay out after midnight, and you must cut your hair. So the kid agreed.
Six months later the kid went to his dad and said I have a b average, never stayed out after midnight, and the dad said what about...

I've done some things with some of my cars that probably all of us have done but whats the dumbest? Hmm. I know. I had a 77 camero and went muddin. And I don't mean going down a muddy road. I mean I went through what seemed like the mud bog.
mud almost 1/2 way up the doors. It was me, my buddy and his girlfriend. well of course we could go no further so we left her to go find help. we...

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Just checking in with everyone, and wondering how everyone is doing?

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual...

Im sure you have a high end car...but now you need a high end PC.
flatlinepc.com for the win!

or if your into the myspace thing

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