I need to pick up an winter car for myself eastern PA. I don't want to go out there with an empty trailer. I am in Albany, NY. I have an 18' open car trailer pulled by an F150 used for transporting automobiles. I am offering to tow your car or small truck from the Albany/Capital district area [or 1 hr's drive radius] to any eastern PA town or city north of Philly. I will transport your...

today sucks really bad..my boyfriend of over a year breaks up with me and stupid me tells him to keep my body kit that he bought me since i dont want a permanent reminder of him on my car default/crying.gif' 'crying.gif' /> ... and then i get home and have a wedding invitation for my friends...

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BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal...

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch....

Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise.
Translation: Clamp with molegrips (adjustable wrench) then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. You do know which way is anticlockwise, don't you?

Haynes: Should remove easily.
Translation: Will be corroded into place ... clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with a hammer.

Haynes: This is a snug fit.

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I was just curious to see if anyone on here has a MySpace account....
heres mine... http://myspace.com/ashesmw

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Max was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little...

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i found this really unusual site,havent ever seen anything like it before,basically people just confess to a secret they have,some of them being absolutely horrific and others funny.Its really worth taking five minutes to have a look,makes you really think about things.

postsecret

So I'm backing out of my parking space at work, and as i'm in motion this kid whips in the lot and tags the back of my Eclipse!! I'm a layed back guy so i wasn't concerned about my car, i was concerned that he was ok. So i get out and see this kid, with a mortified look on his face staring at me. I say "hey man, you ok?" he nods with his mouth agape. I take a...

Post up a picture of u...

Hey guys this is for a bit of fun!


The Simpsons Personality Test

I got Marge!(by the way I am a male)LOL

Nelson Mandela is relaxing at home when there's a knock at the door. He opens it to see a truck full of datsun windscreens and a small japanese man with a clip board jumping up and down saying "You sign, you sign!". Nelson says that he does not want these and that he must have the wrong address and closes the door.

The next day there's a knock at the door, and the...

does anyone have access to run a vin check for me? Let me know thanks!

So late last friday night i went into a gas station to buy a case of beer. When i walk inside this goofy looking kid immediatley asks what year my eclipse is (he saw me pull up apparently) I told him it's a 98' GS. He then asks if it's turbo and i say again "It's a 98 GS" He gets a blank look on his face and then points out the window at his car.... a primer...

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Does anyone know a good site where to download avatars from please??

Heres a site I found last week mite be of interest to some with older cars, mostly NZ members but theres a few from everywhere, check it out......

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Well, I dreamt that I was in a local import tuning shop having a turbo installed. Once it was finished and i was about to start up the car.....I woke up default/sad.gif' 'sad.gif' /> hahaha....i'm having tuning dreams!!!

Anyone else ever have dreams like that?

I parked my car on the side of an apartment complex and it gets vanaliszed! WTF! They broke my tail lights, ripped off my FB! Smashed my Front Window! F*cking Haters! I'm so ****! ****!

I live in a smaller area of USA so bigger cities are a distance from me but i want to get my car into car show's whether it's local shows or bigger shows doesnt matter to me. My problem is i cant find any sites or anything of the sort to find out dates of upcoming show's. Does anyone have a site or something that will help me find car shows within INDIANA,KENTUCKY,OHIO,ILLINOIS

Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only...

Trying to get hold of 2 songs,

Usher- Burn.

Nelly- N Dey Say.

Any ideas where I can get these from please :confused:

Thanks

The poor pajero/shogun/montero just didnt know what she was trying to do with it
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While my bro-in-law and I were walking through our local used auto parts yard Harry's U-Pull It. They have tons of vehicles. We walked the entire yard and found numerous Galants, Mirages, Monteros, Eclipses they all had mostly no body damage(non-accident) vehicles. The funny thing was that all of the distributors were gone and most entire engines too. The engines that stayed were 4G17's....

93 Eclipse gs (just a new JDM motor and tranny no turbo or anything)
96 corvette (the usual mods)
83 K5 4x4 blazer full size (383 strocker 469 hp)
95 chevy truck (kinda stock)was the daily driver till i fixed the mitsu yesterday
2003 saturn Ls 300 Wifes car
Datsun 260Z drag car with 427 big block
85 Z28 (currently on hold not sure whats going back in it)

describe yourself in one word:

<<LOUD

well i recently got a cell...b4 i figured i would never get one but there was this toshiba refurbished like a 300 dollar phone and they said its urs for free so i said what the hey. i got it and i love it. ahh but i dropped it and got a small crack in the face of it and thats not cool ...but still i like it

anyone else have a camera phone..i was wondering about the newer ones b/c i...

Listen to this little song its soooo fuuny and kinda rude lol

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Ignition Magazine volume 4 is out now!

IM is a free monthly magazine, with accompaning free Video.

Be sure to check out past volumes.

This month, ASSBEE, NFORCA, HOTGRL. + heaps of event coverage.



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hey...anyone have any idea what's going on with the club3g.com website? All there is is a thing saying the domain name has just been registered to someone. On the .org site someone says it's been sold to a guy named Dave...

what's up?

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Hey guys, I came across this website when I was searching away. I came across this book that helps beginners or advanced people to market there products better. The website just sinks you in, so I bought the book. Now I am planning to start a business and have the knowledge to add traffic to your websites or crazy ways of marketing your product or service. I just wanted to let the guys that...

Can you guys believe it,over 10,000 members!!!
I still remember when i joined back in november when their were only 2,500 members,that means the site has grown more than four times its size in just 8 months!!!Thats amazing.And the more people that join the better it gets, i just want to say a big thanks to admin and all the members for making such a good site....

well, i got pulled over the other day for doing 85 on the turnpike (65 mph). 20 over ok.... but there were people going faster then i was.... now this prick cop decides to put on his blues and pulls me, and two other cars over, one an SUV... he comes up to my window and waived the other cars by.... this in turn pissed me off... i got a 210 ticket and could lose my licance... should i contest the...

Hi all....

Hope no one minds me putting this up.... but seen as yee are all driving Jap make cars, thought u might like to have a look and a Japanese Car forum site...

Jap-Heaven.com

It's mainly Irish/ UK based, but we do have members from Europe, Japan and USA..

Very good site if you have technical issues with your motor... so sign up it may be...

Im moving to Florida Friday, not sure when Ill be back online...wish you all well while Im gone!!!...next stop, palm trees and beaches....and shotty traffic from what ive heard LoL...!! default/tongue.gif' 'tongue.gif' />

Anyone know any internet site like autotrader or such where i can find some cars for sale??? would love some help in this matter!"
PeaCe!

Hi,

you´ll find the pics at http://team-vogt.de => English Section => Tuning & Sound => Car & Sound.

There are over 170 pics...and also pics of some cuties ;-)



Enjoy it ;-)

What you guys been up to lately?

just testing to see if clock at right time

ok get this.. i was scrolling through some civic forums the other day because i was really bored.. so n e wayz.. this kid is like i just bought a turbo civic for $4500 and the guy who sold it to him told him that the turbo isnt boosting anything right now because it needed some(and i quote) "BOOST FLUID" LMAO.. and so the kid is on this forum asking ppl how much it would cost and...

Valentine One is the only detector with two radar antennas -- one front and one rear -- to scan all around your car and precisely locate each radar threat.



HAS ANYONE BOUGHT ONE OF THESE DETECTOR AND DO THEY WORK IN UK AND IRELAND


CHEERS

JACK...

One liners


A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed....