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14th October 2006 - 12:42 AM Last post by: CodyRocks |
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13th October 2006 - 10:41 AM Last post by: PapaWood |
penis emporiumLovely.... so whats the weirdest thing youve ever eaten?
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9th October 2006 - 01:05 PM Last post by: PapaWood |
Just wondered if anyone playing this at the moment. its a great driving game wtih thousands or miles to drive on. You can drive for hours without driving on the same road. Very good game. if anyone in this forum is playing it. What do you think
If you do have it. dont forget to download your free nissan skyline GTR R34
Its a game which will tie me over till forza 2
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6th October 2006 - 05:18 PM Last post by: cnitcf |
OK, so I like working with my used car sales manager. My only problem is, he tends to not think when taking trade-ins. First of all, this guy has taken in 2 used 2002 Eclipse GT automatics. Both have over 60K miles. It's not that they are BAD cars, just...nothing special and high mileage.
Anyway, he got all excited when the customer had a '98 Eclipse Spyder 5 speed to trade. He didn't ask what kind of Eclipse, condition, etc. The customer said it needed to be painted and that it needed a timing chain. Well, the car was towed into my dealer. Here's what it looks like:

Sad part is...the looks aren't the only thing wrong with it. The door handles are both broken, the radio was taken out and the connector was cut off, the aluminum rims are gone for steel wheels, and probably the worst part, the owner didn't explain that the timing belt broke WHILE HE WAS DRIVING. Since the 2.4L is an interference engine, meaning that if the timing is off, the valves will hit the cylinders, the engine is garbage. With only 108,000 miles, our used car manager lost a TON of money.
Why must people ghetto rig cars when ones like the Eclipse have SO MUCH aftermarket support?
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4th October 2006 - 10:29 AM Last post by: gevo |
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Let's say I break into your house
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!
It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part). If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know.
And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America....if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good smile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things

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3rd October 2006 - 10:43 PM Last post by: utiheadbanger |
OK, so by now everyone here knows I am a Nissan tech. Well, until recently, I hadn't done anything too "fun" at work. Sure, I've fixed a lot of cars and done some really nice PDI's and used car inspections. Well, we just received in a dealer trade 2006 Sentra SE-R Spec V. Since the car has a $19,500 price tag, we like to add things to drive up the price. With the Spec V, we do Nismo performance packages. I was chosen (finally) to make one of these Nismo cars. Man, was this a lot of fun (and pays damn well, too). Nice thing is, our service writers have seen my car so they know what I can do!
First thing I did was to install the cold air intake. Since it's an AEM made for Nismo, it will look familiar with the bypass valve:

Second thing I installed was the cat-back exhaust. Since my phone sucks, here are the sections, starting with the mid-section:

and the rear-section:

Then, my specialty, mounting and balancing the Ray's Engineering for Nismo wheels:

I personally wish we chose the bronze wheels for the car, but, I did what my service manager and our general manager wanted.
Of course, it had to have the unholy horns seal of approval:

This is why my job rocks.
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23rd September 2006 - 07:13 PM Last post by: pwee05 |
ok well today i was walking back from rite aid ( waking because im at a university and didnt bring my car =( ) and i waspassing through a parking lot and saw a white SRT-4 with (from what i could tell) had an exhaust upgrade and intake and was lowered. anyway i was talking to the owner saying how he should have bought a DSM and he kept snapping back at how his car was so powerful and he could blow the doors off a DSM (i just nodded and smiled wasnt in the mood to argue). before i bid my farewell i told him to rev his engine and he did.. but the **** kept the gas in bouncing the RPMs off of the limter. after a ew seonds of that....... BOOM his engine blows.... i started laughing and just walked away. stupid people are funny.
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18th September 2006 - 08:14 PM Last post by: utiheadbanger |
Ok, so I made the comment about Mitsus coming into dealers and credit unions not wanting to finance the used ones, right? A few people scoffed when I told them that. Well, I just heard on the news tonight that their Normal, IL plant is asking workers to VOLUNTARILY take a $4/hour paycut to reduce the bleeding. This comes after a year or two ago that Daimler/Chrysler pulled all investments out of the company but still uses it's platforms.
I like Mitsu to a point, but safe to say that in the coming years it is going to become extinct? I would seriously have thought about a new Eclipse in the next few years but...I don't know about that now.
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13th September 2006 - 01:06 AM Last post by: fullmoon |
TV had better programs like Speed Racer
Space 1999
Lost In Space
The Wild Wild West
Dark Shadows
UFO
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea
Land Of The Giants
Luno was a heck of a horse!
I did not miss the Three Stooges!!! I had my bowl of cereal everyday as a matter of fact I was late for school sometimes!!!
Red Fox
Dragnet
Mod Squad
Bewitched
I Dream Of Genie
God I hated Gilligan
I liked Cousin It in The Monsters That dude was sooo cool I wish I could let may hair grow like that and the way he talked was cool too
Kimba was cool too!!!
I loved Bat Man!!!
Road Runner was tooo funny!
Man I wish I were a kid again!!!

Note: To avoid trouble with Copyright Laws I cleaned up this page sorry I don't want the people trying to say we swiped anybodys work, I wish we had pics but everybody want's to make money I guess

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28th August 2006 - 05:16 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
I dont kno if you guys do this, im new to this site, and i just like to get an idea who is who and who drives what. it just helps me out. thank you for all that will participate.
first off, this me:

And this is my car:

Nice to meet you all, and i really hope i get to learn a lot

bitches
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Dui
In the end it's just not worth it.
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26th August 2006 - 07:44 AM Last post by: fullmoon |
For you guys that like to toss up a few beers

and or street race here's a word to the wise....
http://www.loompanics.com/cgi-local/SoftCa...0b1b+1160525644EDIT: Sorry that link went dead...No pun intended this one has more info
http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/prison/report.htmlAnd nooo I'm not crazy ior sick just informing you guys of the dark side of jail life

Guys I know ya like to have fun and this may be a bit funny to some of you but it's really not worth it to kill people have fun in ya ride but please please don't kill people while ya having fun

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21st August 2006 - 12:30 PM Last post by: maximus |
http://www.freedomradio.us/ On this site there's a guy who got sick of the Government stick'n him in the rear so he dug up some old laws that protect you and me and he has wrote a bunch of books several deal with the issue of suing or haveing them placed in jail any Government worker Cops, Judges etc. who mess's over your rights, this is the legal sticker I have placed on my windows of my car.
And no he is not a lawyer they are a big part of the scam to deny you your rights but yes it's true you can put a lein on the rats in power that deny you your God Gifted Rights however it's risky but you can do it you must be in the 100% right to do so.
Legal Notice
NO
TRESPASSING
TO ALL PERSONS, OFFICERS, AND GOVERNMENTAL AGENCIES
INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: FEDERAL OFFICERS OF THE
IRS, HEW, HUD, ENVIRONMENTAL, HEALTH, SOCIAL SERVICE
WORKERS AND OTHER UNCONSTITUTIONAL AGENCIES: AND
TO ALL LOCAL MEMBERS OF PLANNING AND ZONING BOARDS:
TITLE 18 U.S.C. SEC. 241, 242 TITLE 42 U.S.C. SEC. 1983, 1985, and 1986
WARNING
YOU ARE HEREBY ADVISED OF THE
FOLLOWING FEDERAL CRIMINAL LAW
"If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any citizen in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or the Laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or
If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with the intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured -
They shall be fined not more than $10,000 or imprisoned not more than ten years or both: and if death results, they shall be subject to imprisonment for any term of years or for life."
LAND USE FEE $5,000 PER PERSON
PER DAY, OR ANY PART THEREOF
The CHP and or Local Cop that pulls me over for a quick visual smog check or some other trumped up charge just may get a huge headache for day instead
Oh and by the way this guy ain't BS'n I have heard him on Shortwave for many years till he could not afford to pay for airtime out his own pockets any longer and yes I got one of his books and several legal sized stickers for my car this guy has some is quite intresting reading.

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19th August 2006 - 08:31 PM Last post by: maximus |
THE FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH .
His dizzy aunt -------------------------------------------- Verti
Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ------------------------------ Gotta
Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ----------Stop n
Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ------------------------- U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois ---------------------------------- -Chica
Gogh
His magician uncle -----------------------------------Where-diddy
Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------A mee
Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------- Gring
Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach------------------- Wells-far
Gogh
The constipated uncle ----------------- ------------------ Cant
Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------ Tang
Gogh
The bird lover uncle ------------------------------------- Flamin
Gogh
The fruit loving cousin ------------------------------------Man
Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------
Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew -------------------------------- Poe
Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van ---- Winnie Bay
Gogh
And there ya Gogh !

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18th August 2006 - 10:04 AM Last post by: TTAngel |
Everyone knows the #1 rule of engine building. "You aren't making power if you're not breaking parts."
anyone have any good catastrophic failure stories or pics? I love stories of destruction

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11th August 2006 - 01:15 PM Last post by: maximus |
This is an absolutely beautiful tribute to the United States of America
Say what you may ~ I thought this to be worthy of passing on.
And an Australian wrote it. Many people love America - many people don't.
But it is what it is.
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Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to delete....
To Kill an American
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!)
"An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.
An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.
When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best services. But they also welcome the least.
The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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10th August 2006 - 03:14 PM Last post by: PapaWood |
Hey whos got tattoos and what do they mean to you?
I've got two, one on each arm, one is for my dad, I have had it for almost a year, he shot himself last October and i got it about a month after. The second one I got like 2 years ago, its a smaller cross that just felt good to get for myself for some reason, next tattoo is a tattoo of the "H" Honda used right on my **** crack, damn hondas, no not really... Wouldnt be worth the ink
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31st July 2006 - 02:04 PM Last post by: eclipsegirl92 |
The Call Girl
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... you know the
kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello?" the woman says.
Wow! She sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is ***. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do
it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you need
to press 9."

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28th July 2006 - 05:11 PM Last post by: silver99ec;ipse |
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27th July 2006 - 11:17 PM Last post by: pwee05 |
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27th July 2006 - 09:14 PM Last post by: cnitcf |
Anybody on this forum play Socom 3 online.... hit me up....
420spyder
Im on most evenings..
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26th June 2006 - 07:39 AM Last post by: downshift |
Hah

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11th June 2006 - 10:44 PM Last post by: silver99ec;ipse |
I'm bored!! so what is your picture of your background (wallpaper). Let's have a little wallpaper showoff
here is my's
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10th June 2006 - 11:44 PM Last post by: 92hp92eclipse |
junior year of highschool:
highschool starts at 8:00 am on the dot, I go out to start my car, nothin, I call up my friend he picks me up at about 7:45, school is 20 minutes away goin the speed limit. He's in his eagle premier p.o.s., but we're flyin down the backroads pushin 100, get closer to the school and go to slow down, cop comes outta nowhere, he clocked us going 55 in a school zone, thank god, a few seconds earlier and it would have been 90+, ticket was 110 or something, who cares wasn't my ticket. by the way we would have been on time if it weren't for the cop.
senior year of highschool:
my 95 neon had a clogged catalytic converter, way past backfiring, it'd get bogged down and not start, so I rip it off, am running my exhaust right off the manifold then a big space then my exhaust pipe, until my new cato came in the mail, everything "looked" right from a passer by, but the sound was similar to a top fuel dragster, hahaha, anyways, late at night I am driving down the local yocal highway and I see a cop has pulled someone over, I idle past<sounds like a regular car at redline> then take off once I get about 200 feet away, get to about 70 and my radar goes nuts, I slow down to 55 and notice the cop in my rear view mirror, pulls me over. alls I remember is "SON, that is the WORST sounding exhaust I have heard in my seven years as a police officer, you HAVE to know that's illegal, I'm giving you 1 week to fix it or I'm ticketing you"
bahahahahaha, cato came in 2 days later and never heard from the cop again
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20th May 2006 - 12:37 AM Last post by: 92hp92eclipse |
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19th May 2006 - 04:54 AM Last post by: fullmoon |
QUOTE
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the
TwinTowers in 1993) has 11letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a
mere coincidence, but this gets more
interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was
flight
number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65
passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now
known.
9+1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone
number
911. 9 +1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked
planes
was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 +4 =11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin
Towers
incident. Now this is where things get totally eerie: The
most ecognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the
Islamic oly book:
For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a
fearsome
Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the
lands
of Allah, while some of the people trembled in despair still
more
rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of
Allah and there was peace." That verse is number 9.11 of the
Quran.
Uncovinced about all of this
Still ..?! Try this and see how you
feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the
first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
What do you think now?!!IF THIS ISNT FREAKY THEN WHAT
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13th May 2006 - 11:19 PM Last post by: maximus |
There is a Mitsu