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8th September 2005 - 06:05 PM Last post by: racinfast002 |
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6th September 2005 - 04:11 AM Last post by: gevo |
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2nd September 2005 - 02:33 PM Last post by: 1998eclipseRS |
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2nd September 2005 - 02:32 PM Last post by: 1998eclipseRS |
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Max was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Max began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack his **** again!"
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2nd September 2005 - 05:48 AM Last post by: gevo |
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26th August 2005 - 05:03 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
QUOTE
Hello,
I am Barrister Anni Okonkwo, a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney to Mr Mark, a National of your country, who used to work
with shell development company in Nigeria and as well a one time
secret agent in transfering of money overseas for the Late head of
state of Nigeria {Late Gen . Sani Abacha}. Before his death On the
Saturday, May 4, 2002 my client, his wife And their three children
were involved in a Executive Air Plane Crash (EAS) that occurred in
May 2002.
The May 4 EAS Plane Crash
:-http://www.thisdayonline.com/archive/2003/01/06/20030106bus23.html
My client {MR Mark} deposited as family belongings in a STANDARD
FINANCE & SECURITY (SFS) the sum of ($44 m) in here in Nigeria for
himself, with the hope of transferring it to his country as soon as
he is on leave.
Since his death I have made several enquiries to your embassy to
locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to
trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his
family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in
repartrating the money and property left behind by my client before
they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the security
company where the deposite was made.
Now STANDARD FINANCE & SECURITY PLC has issued me a notice to provide
the next of kin or have the MONEY confisticated within the next ten
official working days.
Since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2
years now. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of
the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds
of this deposit ($44 million dollars) be SENT to you and then you and
I can share the money.60% to me, 40% to you .
please you are free to give your own opinion on this sharing modality
if you so wish. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make.
So, you are hereby requested to send to me as a matter of urgency:-
REQUIREMENTS:
1) YOUR TELEPHONE,MOBILE & FAX NUMBER, is needed for easier communication,
2) YOUR FULL NAME, AGE & ADDRESS,
3) A COPY OF YOUR SCANED DRIVING LICENSE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT,
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us See this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please
get in touch with me through my private email
address:-(lawyer_anni@okonkwoesq.org) for further details.
Iam ready to give you every needed information you might need to
confirm the legality and the availability of this mentioned sum in ON
STANDARD FINANCE & SECURITY PLC.
( God bless you And your family )
Best Regards,
Barrister Anni Okonkwo.
lol,these emails are the stupidest thing ever.Youd have to be really gulible(sp)or just plain stupid to even thing these were for real but obviosly someone is falling for it if they keep doing it.See how theyve even worked in an actual real life plane crash to try and back it up!!!!
Does anyone know anyone whose thought emails like this were actually genuine!?
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26th August 2005 - 05:00 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
i found this really unusual site,havent ever seen anything like it before,basically people just confess to a secret they have,some of them being absolutely horrific and others funny.Its really worth taking five minutes to have a look,makes you really think about things.
postsecret
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23rd August 2005 - 09:04 PM Last post by: Saludai |
So I'm backing out of my parking space at work, and as i'm in motion this kid whips in the lot and tags the back of my Eclipse!! I'm a layed back guy so i wasn't concerned about my car, i was concerned that he was ok. So i get out and see this kid, with a mortified look on his face staring at me. I say "hey man, you ok?" he nods with his mouth agape. I take a look at his car and see that the from right after the front fender to almost the end of his passenger door that everything is pretty much destroyed...with horrible anticipation i turn to look at the **** end of my eclipse....OH RAPTURE!!!!! the only thing that happened to my car was the clear coat getting scrapped off!!!! I don't know how the **** it happened but absolutley no serious damage was done to my car!!!

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22nd August 2005 - 03:31 PM Last post by: 06gtchik26 |
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21st August 2005 - 11:55 AM Last post by: 06gtchik26 |
Post up a picture of u...
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19th August 2005 - 10:18 PM Last post by: Castertroy_gst |
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19th August 2005 - 09:16 AM Last post by: jkr67e |
does anyone have access to run a vin check for me? Let me know thanks!
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18th August 2005 - 05:44 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
So late last friday night i went into a gas station to buy a case of beer. When i walk inside this goofy looking kid immediatley asks what year my eclipse is (he saw me pull up apparently) I told him it's a 98' GS. He then asks if it's turbo and i say again "It's a 98
GS" He gets a blank look on his face and then points out the window at his car.... a primer grey bondo covered toyota (not even sure what model it was, looked like an early 90's corrola) with what looked like a home made body kit (with chicken wire as the grill). He told me "That's my car, it does a 9 second quarter mile." I supressed a chuckle and said in a sarcastic voice "Wow, that's very nice." I grabbed my beer and left, as i walked to my car i took a quick look at his.....muffler dragging on the ground and an oil puddle the size of a tortilla. If that car will do a 9 second quarter mile then i'm the lord Jesus Christ

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17th August 2005 - 03:51 PM Last post by: eclipsechick1998 |
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Madden
any players out there??żż
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16th August 2005 - 07:49 AM Last post by: eclipsed4utoo |
just wonderin if we had any madden players on the board...Ill be accepting all challenges, if anyone wants to step up....

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12th August 2005 - 03:34 AM Last post by: gevo |
Does anyone know a good site where to download avatars from please??
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8th August 2005 - 10:15 PM Last post by: Bryan01702 |
QUOTE(fullmoon @ Aug 6 2005, 03:46 PM)
Hahahahahaha!!! I dooooo!!!!! That's funny!!!

[right][snapback]25247[/snapback][/right]
haha now i feel like a moron cuz everybody gets it and i don't
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5th August 2005 - 12:46 AM Last post by: redseven80 |
Heres a site I found last week mite be of interest to some with older cars, mostly NZ members but theres a few from everywhere, check it out......
http://www.oldschool.co.nz/ 
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2nd August 2005 - 02:45 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
Well, I dreamt that I was in a local import tuning shop having a turbo installed. Once it was finished and i was about to start up the car.....I woke up

hahaha....i'm having tuning dreams!!!
Anyone else ever have dreams like that?
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1st August 2005 - 05:16 PM Last post by: cnitcf |
I parked my car on the side of an apartment complex and it gets vanaliszed! WTF! They broke my tail lights, ripped off my FB! Smashed my Front Window! F*cking Haters! I'm so ****! ****!
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1st August 2005 - 07:38 AM Last post by: eclipsed4utoo |
I live in a smaller area of USA so bigger cities are a distance from me but i want to get my car into car show's whether it's local shows or bigger shows doesnt matter to me. My problem is i cant find any sites or anything of the sort to find out dates of upcoming show's. Does anyone have a site or something that will help me find car shows within INDIANA,KENTUCKY,OHIO,ILLINOIS
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29th July 2005 - 01:57 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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26th July 2005 - 12:47 AM Last post by: iwantaTSi |
Trying to get hold of 2 songs,
Usher- Burn.
Nelly- N Dey Say.
Any ideas where I can get these from please :confused:
Thanks
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21st July 2005 - 03:02 PM Last post by: 4G63Attack |
The poor pajero/shogun/montero just didnt know what she was trying to do with it

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Just joined up - Newbie here
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13th July 2005 - 04:23 AM Last post by: admin |
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12th July 2005 - 11:33 AM Last post by: TTAngel |
While my bro-in-law and I were walking through our local used auto parts yard Harry's U-Pull It. They have tons of vehicles. We walked the entire yard and found numerous Galants, Mirages, Monteros, Eclipses they all had mostly no body damage(non-accident) vehicles. The funny thing was that all of the distributors were gone and most entire engines too. The engines that stayed were 4G17's. So I wonder do the 4G63 engines have inherent electrical problems. The computers are always missing.
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11th July 2005 - 10:23 AM Last post by: nugundam93 |
93 Eclipse gs (just a new JDM motor and tranny no turbo or anything)
96 corvette (the usual mods)
83 K5 4x4 blazer full size (383 strocker 469 hp)
95 chevy truck (kinda stock)was the daily driver till i fixed the mitsu yesterday
2003 saturn Ls 300 Wifes car
Datsun 260Z drag car with 427 big block
85 Z28 (currently on hold not sure whats going back in it)
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6th July 2005 - 12:43 PM Last post by: nugundam93 |
describe yourself in one word:
<<LOUD
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5th July 2005 - 04:41 PM Last post by: eclipsed4utoo |
well i recently got a cell...b4 i figured i would never get one but there was this toshiba refurbished like a 300 dollar phone and they said its urs for free so i said what the hey. i got it and i love it. ahh but i dropped it and got a small crack in the face of it and thats not cool ...but still i like it
anyone else have a camera phone..i was wondering about the newer ones b/c i have heard they are much better quality and someone even told me u ca get a printer for them? LMAO i dunno bout that
i like mine but dont know enough ppl that has them to text message and send goofy pics
would be cool if my rents had osne then i could send pics of the baby cause they hardly have any of him

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5th July 2005 - 08:30 AM Last post by: betti_87 |
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27th June 2005 - 02:43 AM Last post by: Baboonass |
Ignition Magazine volume 4 is out now!
IM is a free monthly magazine, with accompaning free Video.
Be sure to check out past volumes.
This month, ASSBEE, NFORCA, HOTGRL. + heaps of event coverage.
www.ignitionmagazine.co.nz



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14th June 2005 - 08:43 AM Last post by: eclipsed4utoo |
hey...anyone have any idea what's going on with the club3g.com website? All there is is a thing saying the domain name has just been registered to someone. On the .org site someone says it's been sold to a guy named Dave...
what's up?
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1st June 2005 - 01:54 AM Last post by: slidecontrol |
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25th May 2005 - 11:08 PM Last post by: Snatcher5000 |
Hey guys, I came across this website when I was searching away. I came across this book that helps beginners or advanced people to market there products better. The website just sinks you in, so I bought the book. Now I am planning to start a business and have the knowledge to add traffic to your websites or crazy ways of marketing your product or service. I just wanted to let the guys that want to start a business or have one but need help, check out this website.
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24th May 2005 - 01:19 PM Last post by: admin |
Can you guys believe it,over 10,000 members!!!
I still remember when i joined back in november when their were only 2,500 members,that means the site has grown more than four times its size in just 8 months!!!Thats amazing.And the more people that join the better it gets, i just want to say a big thanks to admin and all the members for making such a good site.

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12th May 2005 - 08:14 PM Last post by: Bryan01702 |
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