Ive been burned a few times by some smart ones, maybe I need a dumb girl? :beer:

Were they really smart girls or just smarter than you? :P

I find the smarter ones are the better ones. Dumb ones just annoy the piss outta me.

QFT

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Alright, here it goes...

This evening (morning for you guys due to the fact that I work the graveyard shift) must have been the Annual Piss Raven Off Day!

First of all I had a Navy applicant come down swearing that he left his packet to join the Navy in my office. This is quite impossible because I dont ever forget anything in my office not to mention once 0400 comes around I start cleaning the office and making sure that everything is organized. I inform the applicant of this and that there is no way that there could be anything of that nature in there otherwise I would have brought it down for him. So he whines to his recruiter who in turn speaks to me asking to please open up my office so that he could have a look. (this part continues on in a bit because I am goin in order as to how the events took place)

Second, an applicant joining the Army comes down, I tell him the same thing I tell every single applicant "Room Key is placed here, meal ticket the same, Bags go right up against the North wall, and have a seat. I will inform you when Breakfast starts."
He places his room key and meal ticket down and walks away. "Ramirez" I said... "You need to place you bag up against the North wall with the rest of the applicants bags." That was when he walks up to me and gets within inches of my face as says "I am not here to be talked down to" (warning this next part is exactly what I was thinking and it could have been worse) Oh Hell No! And I here I am a Sergent of the Army, served my country, to be talked down to like this from a punk kid who cant even take a bloody order?! At that moment alone I wanted to crack him upside the head... But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is a kinder and gentler military now...

Third, the bus driver that takes my applicants down to MEPS in the morning arrived and gets an attitude with me because he is afraid to park where I have told him to because he has never driven a bus with a hydrolic door.

Went upstairs as this Navy applicant goes rampaging though my office swearing that Robert (who does the day shift) put it in one of the drawers (not possible. Robert isnt that much of a moron) So I let the kid have at it knowing that he will feel like a fool for even questioning all of this. The packet isnt in my office just as I stated and the kid feels like ****.

The Bus Driver is still getting an attitude about where he is to park because he believes that the door will hit the sprinkler. I informed him that if this is the case that he believes then to park a few inches away from the curb. Problem solved! He walks away in a huff and gets offensive later that morning because I am right.


This week was going so damned well up until that point....

I pray that tonight goes better.

But hey! Tomorrow I may have an Eclipse!

But then I will have to get rid of my 'Stang.

Shoot the whole place up, I say.

Or turn the sprinklers on when he opens the door.

Check out his location.....he lives in slut.

LMAO!!!!
Crack him upside the head!!!! :clap:

That man is WOMAN!!!!1111!!!11!!!

I wish people who are driving in front of you and all of a sudden brake to turn without signaling should DIAFD.

Signal than slow down.

No signal, no brakes....just power slide it.

I'll powerslide deez nuts onto their chin.

Alright... I work fast food, sorta. It's a little taco shop place, but the best part is... I get to use my car for delivery! It's my mom and pop's place, 'cause I just moved into Huntington Beach, going on 2 months now. Just moved from Hesperia.

Anyways, I know why they hire idiots at McDonald's now. So that they don't feel like idiots when someone orders. I **** you not, here is a list of some things that people say when they enter (mind you we only do tacos and burritos because we deliver. Just trying to keep it simple):

1.) "I've never been here before, how does this work?"
What, you have NEVER ordered food in your life before?

2.) **As they are looking at the menu** "Do you have nachos?"
Does it say nachos on the menu? No. THEN...they proceed to ask the next question...

3.) "Do you have enchiladas?"
Again, no... only taco's and burritos, and chips.

4.) "Oh, so you don't have those....those...taco rolls? With the beef in them?"
Taquitos? Are you serious? At this point I look at the menu. Maybe something changed from 10 minutes ago when the last guy asked these questions.

5.) "What kind of refried beans do you have?"
This question made my brain completely pause. I thought long and hard. What kind of refried beans do we have? Other than the mashed kind? Did you want the Genus and Species of the **** bean?

6.) **calls in** "Yeah, do you guys deliver?"
Yeah.
"What do you have on your menu?"
Are you FU**ING SERIOUS? You want me to tell you the whole menu? Well, fu** it, it's not like its a big menu right?
"Tacos and burritos? So you don't have like...enchiladas and nachos?"
Did I say we have enchiladas and burritos?
"Oh, you don't? Alright then, nevermind" **hangs up**

7.) **Orders a carne asada taco, which we make on soft corn tortilla with the meat, a house taco sauce, cilantro and onions. They eat about half of it...** "Oh, I didn't know it had cilantro on it... I don't like cilantro. Can I get another one?"

This next one had me fuming big time. A lady calls in her order to pick it up. I tell her about 10-15 minutes. Another order comes in, again he's going to pick it up. I tell him about 15-20 minutes as I am the only one there. The lady shows up 10 minutes early! She proceeds to tell me to hurry up on her order as her husband can't stand cold food. Upon finishing her order, she informs me that she is also picking up the other one, because it is for her neighbor. So, I make that one, all the while she is asking if I can move faster so her order doesn't get cold. Finally both orders are done and she leaves. Being as it was the last order of the night, I start to clean everything up to close. She calls EXTREMELY ****. I **** you not, her words were as follows:

"I don't know how you did it, but you flung all my food all over my house! This is rediculous! I suggest you do something about it because I am not happy! This is not a good way to keep customers, I can tell you that much! I think I am going to go pick up another taco, because this one is all over!"

So, a little stumped, I make her another taco, and she comes to pick it up. That's when the full story comes out. Turns out, she grabbed the bag upside down, then lifted the tacos out by the wrappers. OF COURSE **** IS GONNA FALL OUT! But, she continued to blame me for throwing her food all over her house...

And I won't even start on the last restaurant I had...

Epic.... its the only word for that.

god i am so glad i got out of food service... trust me get out now while you can

And do not go into retail.

the stupidity is amazing.... thank god I never worked fast food. The idiots I deal with on the phone are enough