I still like http://www.riceboypage.com/ because it's true.

It's sad when people do stupid $hit to their cars because they think it looks good and is cool.

Case 1
I was driving home one day after work and I drove by some guy who was painting racing stripes on his rusted Ford Bronco II.

Case 2
Seeing a big wing on a Chevy Beretta. At least it was painted to match the car.

Case 3
Seeing a guy take a nice looking Chrysler Sebring (not convertible) and putting a gaudy aluminum wing on.

Case 4
My favorite. Old Saab with spinning hub caps. It sounded like he had a muffler dragging when he cruised through the parking lot.

Case 5
There's a local used car lot trying to sell a yellow 03 Lancer OZ. It's got an Evo-like wing (carbon fiber look). They went to great lengths to paint almost everything in the interior white (arm rests, plastic door parts, stereo bezel, shifter bezel, etc). They lowered it and put 18" white rims on it. They claim they had the springs powdered-coated yellow. Headers, painted white valve cover, short ram, and A Pillar gauge pod for A/F gauge and oil pressure gauge.

Sorry, just bitching I guess.

Haha I just saw a good one. A seabring with a 2g turbo eclipse wing on it. :laughing: It looked really weird, atleast they panted it to match I guess.

I'm personally a huge fan of that CRX on e-bay that had the shift light with the auto tranny. :460:


I might put spinning hub caps on my girlfriends saturn. just to be stupid. :laughing:

Yea, I remember that CRX. Too many kinds of wrong.

Who would waste that much time and money on sheet metal, especially for a CRX?

The fuel door out the roof with the line just passing through the interior.

The 4.5" dual muffler.

But like you said, the best was the monster tach with shift light on an automatic.

I think I might win this one. At a car show, let me say that again CAR SHOW with classic rods, muscle cars some very nice cars, there was a chevy lumina, again, chevy lumina.

Let me list the mods of the driver then car:
mullet
13 lost teeth
cut jean shorts
sleeveless white T
steel toes with wool socks sticking out (summer time)

35 flame stickers from advance auto (the 8 inch long ones)
window tint cut out in flame pattern (2mm thick walmart film)
spinning hubcaps
cut springs to lower it
walmart truck speaker box in trunk with walmart amp
cleaned 3.1 multi port and under hood with wire loom galore

here is the best part
instead of those stupid neon glow strips for the interior that accent things he used *clearing throat, lights that you see in a movie theater. the kind that go on the walls and blink in sequence all over the interior,,, EVERYWHERE!!!

this might not be ricer but it sure is redneck,, yeehaw where is my budweiser :gunsmilie:

HAHA. I must say, I like this forum a lot better than evolutionm.net because you guys aren't a-holes and spoiled rich kids.

On a side note, I love the CRX. My friend had a '91 and it was pretty sweet.

On another side note, I am thinking about a Civic Si or EX coupe. The ONLY reason I wouldn't get the Si is the premium gas thing. I like the fuel economy of the EX, but honestly, for another $1000 I could get the Si.

I haven't farted all day, it sucks. Oh, TTAngel, you said you are finally over 500, I hadn't started posting a lot on here until about 4 months ago I am well over 600. And yes, pwee05 is a whore, but he's MY WHORE!

:gitara: Theme from "Deliverance" plays.

Lowered with 18" rims, eh? Wow surprised they don't rub.

I love bitching about these kinds of cars.

http://www.beaterz.com

Check this site out. The 3G Camaro with the Nike swoosh is parked near me.

I just did poo's! :clap:

I $hit you not.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...&category=43919

With 94.7% feedback, I don't know if I'd buy ANYTHING let alone a car from the guy.

So, you guys gotta check this jag-bag out. Want to talk about being ignorant?

http://www.mitsubishi-forums.com/t12303-4g...art-swaping.htm

I have a big mouth haha. :blush-anim-cl:

hmmmm, I take that back, I express more thoughts than I should, but I don't swallow :lol:

Damn it, another **** tease. Oh well, I guess I shall find another homeless man... :bwekk:

like I always say, "if you love your car, live in it!" :nahrung034:


"I'm going to have $ex with her in an uncomfortable place."
"what, like the back of a volkswagon?"

Haha...just don't stick ur schlong in the exhaust pipe. A guy I went to HS with had a 3.4L V6 Camaro that he did that.

wow, I think the next question would be .... why?

No kidding! What would make a person want to do that?

exactly, its a v6. now a v8 big block with monster blower, that would get me off

HAHA...I don't know, he was always an odd fellow. Anyway, I am going to bed...nite all. :bwekk:

It's me with my new car. HA HA Ha.

(NOT).

Those are some TIGHT rims on that car. I hate yellow, though. It looks too much like Big Bird.