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maximus
post Mar 1 2006, 11:53 AM
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached ***.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and *** is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
Beer Demo
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post Mar 1 2006, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE(maximus @ Mar 1 2006, 11:53 AM)
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
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Good thing I'm not a homo and go to clubs! :beer:
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post Mar 1 2006, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(maximus @ Mar 1 2006, 11:53 AM)
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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:amen: brother . well done :beer:
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post Mar 6 2006, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(utiheadbanger @ Mar 1 2006, 02:49 PM)
Good thing I'm not a homo and go to clubs!  :beer:
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good well now all you have to worry about is aids :bwekk:
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post Mar 7 2006, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(thenick @ Mar 6 2006, 03:32 PM)
good well now all you have to worry about is aids  :bwekk:
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I said NOT a homo. NOT...no AIDS here. :460:
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post Mar 8 2006, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(utiheadbanger @ Mar 7 2006, 02:20 PM)
I said NOT a homo.  NOT...no AIDS here.  :460:
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sorry. missed that. it was funny tho. but not as funny as i look now that everyone knows i cant read
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post Mar 9 2006, 02:03 AM
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sorry. missed that. it was funny tho. but not as funny as i look now that everyone knows i cant read
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then you have nothing to worry about because AIDS is contracted through bodily fluid exchange.

I do KNOW how you LOVE UTI on the weekends but also know how you both protect yourselves. That is why I propose I HUGE fuckin orgy. us 3 and like 34 women. If you are up to it let me know. We will have to find these girls but that is probably the hardest part of it. We can meet in a warehouse, we don't have to even meet each other becuase there are soo many women there. It wil be loads of fun and we can hit the bar after. :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

or we could just drink beer
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post Mar 9 2006, 10:40 AM
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QUOTE(pwee05 @ Mar 9 2006, 02:03 AM)
then you have nothing to worry about because AIDS is contracted through bodily fluid exchange. 

I do KNOW how you LOVE UTI on the weekends but also know how you both protect yourselves.  That is why I propose I HUGE fuckin orgy.  us 3 and like 34 women.  If you are up to it let me know.  We will have to find these girls but that is probably the hardest part of it.  We can meet in a warehouse, we don't have to even meet each other becuase there are soo many women there.  It wil be loads of fun and we can hit the bar after.  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:

or we could just drink beer
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I think we'd have to hit the bar before and get the ladies drunk to partake. I am all for it, just gotta ditch the woman before she finds out :banana:

You guys are all sick. I love it. :nahrung034:
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post Mar 9 2006, 10:52 AM
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An orgy sounds like fun. Got room for a 4th?
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post Mar 9 2006, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(mfalik @ Mar 9 2006, 10:52 AM)
An orgy sounds like fun.  Got room for a 4th?
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well i guess that would be ok. but we have to up the girls to like 45. and if we cant get them drunk i have a van we could just drive around and hop out and grab em. and keep them at the warehouse. :laughing:
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post Mar 9 2006, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(thenick @ Mar 9 2006, 12:02 PM)
well i guess that would be ok. but we have to up the girls to like 45. and if we cant get them drunk i have a van we could just drive around and hop out and grab em. and keep them at the warehouse.  :laughing:
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Just drive around,& when you see one you like shoot her with a dart fitted with a GPS location transmitter.Then you can track them on your laptop,& you can pick them up again whenever ya want! :beer:
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post Mar 9 2006, 06:08 PM
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QUOTE(thenick @ Mar 9 2006, 02:02 PM)
well i guess that would be ok. but we have to up the girls to like 45. and if we cant get them drunk i have a van we could just drive around and hop out and grab em. and keep them at the warehouse.  :laughing:
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Well, make sure you get a rapist van. You know, the ones with no windows but the front ones and 4 bald tires and a broken taillight?
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post Mar 10 2006, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE(maximus @ Mar 9 2006, 06:15 PM)
Just drive around,& when you see one you like shoot her with a dart fitted with a GPS location transmitter.Then you can track them on your laptop,& you can pick them up again whenever ya want! :beer:
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Sounds like too much work. Can't we just get T-shirts that say "Girls Gone Wild Film Crew" and walk around with a couple of video cameras.

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Im a girl!!!! LOL
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post Mar 10 2006, 02:23 PM
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Im a girl!!!! LOL
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Do you have 44 girl friends???? ;)
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