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Once upon a time I banged my head into nothing. The end made me want to do it again before death by decapitation. However, she died easy, don't blame icy/hot. At the funeral I killed the polish funeral director. Momma said, “Holy Moley, look at my big balls and my ****!.” I went blind.

Shut yo mouth and close your legs you dirty incestuous family member with a mouth that smells like old kitty litter and Jim Beam! I hate when you take my **** out of ear canals, and stick it straight up your dentist's sinus cavity, and blow my inflatable woman up without popping a leg or the breasts.

Get some KY and put it on my dipstick, because I like it when life is lubed. Today I was spankin my monkey because he was pokin me in the balls with his large stick of gum. Suddenly, Indiana Jones tripped over his own dog and fell on his face.

I wonder why my car is so **** slow, can my weiner shift into gear? I wish that my wife would let me do what her sister did with Clinton, who is such an as$hole. Why would he get his meat curtains tatooed on his left nut? I would have went with a dsm, because it will explode into a fireball. Speaking of fireballs hondas really suck on my tailpipe. Hondas should never be on the covers of magazines unless on fire.

Did you ever wonder how camel toe can be so sloppy and appealing? I thought that thongs go in front but apparently I am not well endowed with the nether regions. Thats ok, because balls are big and hairy and taste like an old teabag that's been rotting in the trash for weeks.

Why did I grab my penis and balls just to see if they can stretch into phucking the world? Do you have a mullet hairdo? Your mom has 70's afro pubs all around her pink taco. We made whoopee 938 in front of the quickie mart, loved every moment. I just farted and it hurt like hell.

After my balls exploded I decided to replace them with bean bags. However, one is larger than my mom's left tit. That doesn't sound like I am straight. That's because I love guys as$es. I once did a rhinosaurus in the ear.

Wasn't the rhinosaurus drunk at the time?

Yes, he was, but he still liked it deep in my dad's throat. Balls deep and ears pulled past his head in to the left canal of my right ear. That reminds me I left my beer in my girlfriends used breast pump, laugh out loud. Well, now you know what happens when I drink from the toilet.

What happened to that turd? Maybe my dog got his head stuck inside a fat woman's as$. Did I say that? No, I did not but I will say this. How much wood is in a fat man's penis? Let's ask google if fat guys could touch their nose with their fat rolls, because that would be a borderline suicide attempt. Not that it means anything because we don't even have a problem with big hairy balls. However, someone needs to take one for the team with heads up their asses, and feet in flip flops, and take off the fake fingernails.

The next time in the movies i was stroking my long hair around my browneye then this girl walked up and triped over me so i grabbed her right pillow and started to make her feel like she just got a big Ol Rod up her two nice round Headlights...then she said i want some more of your crank shaft with a bit.... of your lube and some torque..... power on her face. i then got it up until it was as big as a small fish eat my **** she said.

Then... what the hell is in my pocket it feels so much like a big ol' sticky cherry flavored lollipop with a big, fat, hairy Umbrella on it!

Let's start again... I Love To be all alone in the dark with a blonde and two brunettes that are twins who have beer and like to play with my keys, that are hanging from my penis.

They want to cut off my penis.

So, i can imitate a woman that likes boobs. I told them to go to hell then they said You wanna be one of those WWF super stars? yes. i'll be one, BUT only if she gets down to her position on her elbow she might make it fit between her two boobs, boobs, BOOOOOBS.

I farted, sorry if it reminds me to go to the couch so I can drink a beer and a bottle of Jack Daniels. na, salor jerry kramer, newman, george went to take out this chick who is ugly and loves to be super cool with me but eric won't come all over her unless she goes to the clinic and comes out First and twice the man he once was. Doesn't have a clue that by tomorrow He'll be alive. We'll start a really cool club with filthy whores and rich people with lots of Fast @$$ cars. and make sexytime ...

no we won't, because EMC can't keep a hard on his woman tells me because you gossip and complain just like a woman Says its ok she likes that dog food that taste like it.

makes sexytime better not for me for 6 months because you are banned for being a flaming homosexual That enjoys men. So, as GTSpyder would be too. He sucks cawk from my pants So you're **** Oh yes he gonna kill you with a spoon. In the Jugular.

Holy Rusted Metal

like my (old) eclipse

hey, weight reduction

idea for stealth

keep it clean

thats the plan

to be cawk

wanna play tag

. OOOO ADD, there's

a bike wanna

Go ride, oooa