wow i hope i never get stopped like that

last week i got pulled over,
sliding over ice through a stop sign at 11 p.m.
when the cops pulled me over (two cars),
they told me and my friend to get out of the car.
they serched me and my friend, and my car.
i had cigarettes on me (im 17) and i also had a 30 case of beer in the trunk.
(we were on our way to a little party.)
surprisingly, they found nothing.
after he takes all my info and ***,
he comes back and little did i know,
i had,
1. expired insurance
2. expired tags
3. "amber" tail lights
4. no license plate light
5. loud exhaust

he writes me up for all that ***,
on top of the stop sign.

That's right.. 6 tickets. One stop.

Cigs and Beer for a 17year old, BAD

aren't there speed guns accurate to +/- 3 or 5 or something like that????

+/- 1

And I've got a story for you.

I was on a wave runner. Sea Doo Bored .20 over among other goodies. Any way I'm fooling around in a lake and I get pulled over..... in a lake.

I get:
Not having insurance on board
Not having license on board
Not having a noise making device.
Speeding, 50 over. Limit is 30
Racing other watercraft.
Making wakes
Jumping wakes.

Apparently it was a no fun lake. I was outside of the launch area so I thought I was ok. He also disliked the color yellow... I really wish I didn't sell that ski.

according to him and reslly breaking the law is breaking the law if its by little or much.

got pulled over last night.
i just got my galant saturday and haven't gotten plates for it yet ( i have 30 days) i was driving threw town and a cop was working on blowing threw a stop sign and almost tboned me. he got behind me and turned the cherries on.
i gave him all the paperwork no problem there.
he called my license in to find out it had been suspended a week ago due to non payment of a fine.
well with the non payment i had gotten a seatbelt ticket and forgot about it, they sent me a letter to let me know it was late. i wrote a check (back in december) but the day i wrote the check we got into an accident that messed my back up pretty bad and have not been back to work yet.
i have been calling and telling them that and they sounded as though they were working with me. i sent the payment out on the same day the suspended it, though i wasn't informed that it was suspended.
good thing the cop didn't run me in on it, the fine here is 1500 for driving with no license. he told me i need to find a way to get it home, and since i had the kids with me he told me to do what i needed to get it home. i drove it home the 7 blocks with no problem, just with my nerves way up.
jason

Man that BLOWZ! If i got pulled over for everytime i was doing something like one of those things, i'd be in jail for the rest of my life.

I got a few goodies on Lake Cumberland. Including two new RXT Sea Doo's. 215 hp, 0-60 faster than a vett. They're fun :D

so i got it worked out i will have to take a driving course.oh well at least it will not go on my record.

Sleep thru it

thats what i usually do the guy there really does not care and he just wants its money.not to mention the class lasts about 4 hours nd we get the answers to the test.

kinda cops that give others a bad name, hate people like that, ruin it for other cops trying to actually help the comunity.

worst ticket 26 miles over in a construction zone but surprised i didn't get charged double for the zone. ticket was $252

best reduced ticket. caught speeding 126 in a 55 zone, written for 10 over because my explanation was i was trying to get home before i fell asleep at the wheel due to lack of sleep. ticket was $50

best let off. the average DUI in the State of Utah is a fine of around $1700 and some people get shafted and get the maximum of $2500. my best friend and i would drive 45 miles on the freeway from Ogden Utah to Salt Lake City. get plastered drunk at the bowling alley and then drive home. now i never condone other people to drive drunk, and i have done my share of it and it was stupid, but with our designated drunk as $hit passenger act it is possible to be around about a alcohol level of 2.4 or above and never get a ticket.

as soon as you are pulled over you have the passenger lean over and say, "now thats what i call some serve and protection, you wouldn't be offended of i asked if i could shake your hand would you?" making sure to lean over the driver breathing all over the police officer. make sure your super touchy feely with the driver. grab his shoulder a lot and give them hugs, tell the police officer how awesome this guy is to drive from 45 miles away because you got bar ditched by some fair weathered friends. then tell the cop how your going to kick their @$$E$ the next time you see them.

make sure to slur your words let the driver just be the reasonable one trying to clam you down and never really look or talk to the cop, then tell him about some awesome drink and ask him if he has tried it. ask him if he would like to come drink with you sometime and write down your cell phone number on a piece of paper and give it to him. now tell the police officer, "well i'm going to let you take this guys licence so you can do your dealy bop check, but you make sure to come back and talk to me when while your waiting for it to come up yo!!!" when he comes back keep it up leaning over your friend and talking about favorite drinks and just keep up the friendly conversation.

tell the cop how glad you are hes doing his job and even ask him about how hard it was to become a cop. remember to not puke in this situation or he will not want to look at you and notice your driver buddy is swaying in his seat. not only are you going to get your buddy out of a DUI but the cop may even call you sometime and drink with you. once you have a cop drinking buddy. you are set for getting out of tickets in his general area because he will talk about you with his other cop buddies and getting the chance to get out of tickets are the best.

i utilized the above "skit" over 6 times with me and my best friend well beyond a safe alcohol level and never got ticketed. now maybe this was just me and my friends but it worked for us. if it doesn't work for you, then maybe you did it wrong? anyways i hold no responsibility if you intentionally try this and get a DUI o.k.? 6 times at least that we did this at a average of $1700 equaling a total of $10,200 out of DUI fees. if you can possibly top that i'd love to hear about it.

I was taking my sister to the airport driving on the 101 in california going 100,but keeping pace with a couple people.Me and another car where both pulled over at same time.The officer approached me and stated that I was clocked by aircraft speeding 100 in a 70.SHE let me go scott free and wrote the other guy a ticket. Clear record at the time, + I was driving my mom's 98 Mazda Protege LX. P.O.S. in comparison to my car now in hind sight.


Also got pulled over the other week for the Blue Led w/w fluid squirters. He said they make people think a cop is behind them WTF? He let me go no incident(except we were in a bar parking lot were I decided to pull over and a bunch of drunken people were yelling at the cop to get vthe F--- off there property.

thats cool on the 100 thing. good thread revival too.

Impersonating a rescue vehicle 100% illeagal. You can not have blue lights at all on your vehicle with out the correct permits. You can however have amber.

Half a let off. I was doing 125 in a 65 when I blew by a cop in my 95 Ford Escort. When he pulled me over he said do you know how fast you were going. I said no. He told me I was doing 125 when he hit me with the radar. I told him I was in a Ford Escort and no one would believe that an Escort could do 125. He laughed and wrote me a ticket for 80 in a 65. Thank God! I would have lost my license.

I've been pulled over like 10 times in my 3.5 years of driving and gotten one seatbelt ticket! best let off was me and my buddy were racing around town cuz we were bored and I was doing 50 down a res road and forgot about the school (it was summer but our cops are bitches about schools) and I got pulled over for exhibition driving, recklass driving and 50 in a 25 but I got three warnings haha that was my first pull over so I was so scared cuz he told me to get out and I got put in the back of his car when he was checking all my ****! God I just about **** myself.
The best let off I ever saw was my buddies and I were gonna go canooing so we got the canoo and threw it in the back of the truck and obviously it was hanging half way out the back and it was like 3 miles to the creek so we didnt' tie it down and we had too many to fit in the truck so two of my extremely stupid friends jump in the canoo and grab the paddles and were paddling as we were going 55 down the highway! cop pulled my buddy over and was gonna give him a felony for attempted manslaugter for letting em sit back there but one of the guys in the canoo knew the officer and was like Aw come on man it was my fault I shouldn't have been back here blah blah blah and he got like a 15 min lecture from the officer and we got off with a verbal warning!!!!

i would say my worst incedent would have to be Street Racing i pulled up on a RSX and a TSX at a red light cause i heard they were pretty fast, i was reving them up so they could here the BOV.. not knowing their was a undercover police officer right behind me and watched everything i launched on them an im not going to lie the launch was bad ****!! I was like 7 cars ahead of everyone and more from the cop i heard the sirons so i slowed down an he pulled me over i didnt get a sitation or anthing to my luck it was a cop from school that i used to talk to all the time so that was the only reason he let me he just said tobe safe an not to do it in the area again a week later i did about 125 in a 40 an thank god their were no cops at the station i passed!!

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