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Rob
post Jan 1 2008, 09:13 PM
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You wanna battle me?
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I'll start it off.
I busted out laughing when i read this one.

In regards to fiberglassing...

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Your brain will drill its way though your skull work its way out, slap you and leave you for a chimp.
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EMC 3000gt
post Jan 1 2008, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(manybrews @ Aug 18 2006, 06:23 PM)
you really managed to find some idiots, Ill grant you.  Ill freely admit to 75 percent of all techs (mitsu or whatever) being dumber than a monkey with brain trauma, so a mitsubishi dealership is not immune to the potential hiring of dipshits.
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post Feb 15 2008, 02:06 AM
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I know its not from this forum but its good and its about a 3000gt.

Blixxus - 6 hours to do engine mounts... did i just drop my car off at some doo hickey mickey mouse clown circus mechanic shop?
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post Feb 18 2008, 05:35 PM
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putting a decent exhaust on a geo prizm is like gold plating a turd.
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post Feb 21 2008, 01:09 PM
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The base model only makes 115, so if you lose, you need to be shot, about 50 times, in your legs. So that you may never drive again.
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post Feb 21 2008, 06:54 PM
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HEY, that ones about me! BRING IT ON!!!!! :gunsmilie:
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post Feb 21 2008, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(Lewiman06 @ Feb 21 2008, 06:54 PM)
HEY, that ones about me! BRING IT ON!!!!! :gunsmilie:
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Oh man. In regards to what?
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post Feb 21 2008, 09:34 PM
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oh, i was bench racing a mini cooper and got the trim on it wrong, said it was base (what the owner told me) knew it was a turbo but i guess the base doesn't have on. so long story short, it looked like i was talking about beating a NA 4cyl instead of a turbo 4cyl. (oh, and i'll win if we race! :thumbsup: )
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post Feb 22 2008, 12:11 AM
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hahahahhahahaah yeah that was a good one thats why i put it up here. :grin:
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post Feb 22 2008, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE(4G63Attack @ Feb 22 2008, 01:52 AM)
find air box, open clips, take out old air filter, put in new air filter, close clips and your done
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post Feb 23 2008, 05:05 PM
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today i bought an exhaust tip, just the part at the end. im pretty sure its just for looks but does it give you and gain in hp or anything.


Gold.
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post Feb 23 2008, 09:19 PM
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I want to turbo my RS...



Then they go from there lol.
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post Feb 23 2008, 09:59 PM
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rob, that quote makes me want to cry! :crying:
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post Feb 25 2008, 05:35 PM
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you should buy one of those ebay chips. its like 10$ and you get 60 hp and 30mpg better


roflmao.
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post Mar 4 2008, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE(jaeGTS @ Mar 2 2008, 12:03 PM)
maybe its a super intake thats why it frees up huge amount of horses. like an intake on crack times 10.

wow this got me thinking to get the intake from rrm so i dont have to worry about dropping 5-7g's on a turbo
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post Mar 4 2008, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(bullet_bike_syke69 @ Mar 4 2008, 06:59 PM)
all motor oil is bad anyways ----------------------
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The response


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You need to do a lot more reading, a lot less posting. ----------------
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post Mar 5 2008, 12:40 AM
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SC-CUSTOMS  TW - It looks like a complete mess, hence why you've been trying to sell this gothic pile of trash for over 6 months you twatwaffle.


hahahahahahahahah
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post Mar 6 2008, 06:54 PM
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I wish i could find the quote about the guy with a vette that wanted to dump his headers right back into his intake.
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post Mar 6 2008, 08:44 PM
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HAHAHHAHAAHA I posted that thread. I forget if its in other cars or off topic.
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post Mar 6 2008, 10:33 PM
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Dude, I was telling my friend about that today. That was funny as mess.

So then, theoretically, if I shove my head up my ****, I would never have to eat again!
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