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EMC 3000gt
post May 1 2008, 06:25 PM
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Unless you have done at least HALF of these things!!

1) Changed your own oil.
2) (Edit) a girl in the (Edit)
3) Had sex with at least 4 women in your life.
4) Played one of these sports: Boxing, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, or Rugby
5) Built a house/addition/deck
6) Have driven a vehicle over 130 mph.
7) Have spun a vehicle around... by accident.
8) Hiked farther then 3 miles in the woods.
9) Camped longer then 4 days
10) Rebuilt an engine part like: Carburetor, distributor, or alternator.
11) Coached a team.
12) Got a BJ in a public place
13) Worked over a 60 hour week.
14) Carried a buddy, or have been carried, out of a bar.
15) Tasted moonshine
16) Spent more then 2 hours in Home Depot or Lowes in one day.
17) Dug a trench by hand
18) Can figure out 15% tips in your head.
19) Can explain all the rules of football and baseball and hockey to a woman.
20) Farted and blamed it on the dog.
21) Carried a child for over an hour.
22) Own less then 6 pairs of shoes and sneakers combined.
23) Weight more then 160 lbs.
24) Are taller then 5'10"
25) Can make a pot of Chili
26) Like your steak somewhere between medium and rare.
27) Have hunted, killed, and eaten an animal. (Fishing doesn't count!)
28) Been stabbed
29) Shampoo is the only hair care product you own.
30) Have blown something up, like a mailbox or pumpkin.
31) Can do 100 pushups in under 15 minutes.
32) Had your heart broken by a girl/woman.
33) Laughed at a Monty Python movie.
34) Seen one of these movies more then three times: Dirty Harry, Blade Runner, Scarface, or the Godfather.
35) Saved a life.
36) Broke a bone. (Car accidents do not count.)
37) Called in late/sick to work to stay home and have sex.
38) Made a child laugh and smile.
39) Sing all the words to the National Anthem, and not just "mouthing" it.
40) Served in the military.
41) Bailed a friend out of jail.
42) Owned your own business.
43) Know how to tell the difference between a poisoness Coral snake and a nonvenomous Scarlet King Snake.
44) Have brewed your own beer.
45) Lost a fight
46) Can fix a running toilet.
47) Own some stock.
48) Have a scar.
49) Like dogs more then cats.
50) 2 girls at once.


How many have you done? ;)
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EMC 3000gt
post May 1 2008, 06:30 PM
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Im 31/50
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post May 1 2008, 10:04 PM
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Ok I'm a girl and I've one 35 out of 50 is that a bad thing??? I swear I'm not a lesbian or anything..... anymore..... :grin:
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post May 1 2008, 10:33 PM
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42/50
maybe not something to be proud of, maybe it is. who knows.
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post May 1 2008, 11:14 PM
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40/50
i'm kind of a dirty basterd.....
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post May 1 2008, 11:26 PM
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The totals mean nothing. Let's see what you answered yes to.
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post May 2 2008, 12:12 AM
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23/50

1) Changed your own oil.
7) Have spun a vehicle around... by accident.
8) Hiked farther then 3 miles in the woods.
9) Camped longer then 4 days
10) Rebuilt an engine part like: Carburetor, distributor, or alternator.
13) Worked over a 60 hour week.
16) Spent more then 2 hours in Home Depot or Lowes in one day.
20) Farted and blamed it on the dog.
22) Own less then 6 pairs of shoes and sneakers combined.
24) Are taller then 5'10"
26) Like your steak somewhere between medium and rare.
29) Shampoo is the only hair care product you own.
30) Have blown something up, like a mailbox or pumpkin.
31) Can do 100 pushups in under 15 minutes.
32) Had your heart broken by a girl/woman.
33) Laughed at a Monty Python movie.
38) Made a child laugh and smile.
39) Sing all the words to the National Anthem, and not just "mouthing" it.
43) Know how to tell the difference between a poisoness Coral snake and a nonvenomous Scarlet King Snake.
46) Can fix a running toilet.
47) Own some stock.
48) Have a scar.
49) Like dogs more then cats.
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post May 2 2008, 12:15 AM
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NO (to all others is yes, and it would appear i'm only a 41, not a 42)
3, 21, 24, 35, 41, 42, 44, 47, 50
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post May 4 2008, 05:39 PM
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47 out of 50.

All except 28, 41, 42
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post May 7 2008, 10:09 PM
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I must have a boring life.......25 of 50....
And I'm probably older than most of you.



1) Changed your own oil.
3) Had sex with at least 4 women in your life.
5) Built a house/addition/deck
6) Have driven a vehicle over 130 mph.
7) Have spun a vehicle around... by accident.
8) Hiked farther then 3 miles in the woods.
10) Rebuilt an engine part like: Carburetor, distributor, or alternator.
11) Coached a team.
13) Worked over a 60 hour week.
16) Spent more then 2 hours in Home Depot or Lowes in one day.
17) Dug a trench by hand
18) Can figure out 15% tips in your head.
21) Carried a child for over an hour.
22) Own less then 6 pairs of shoes and sneakers combined.
23) Weight more then 160 lbs.
24) Are taller then 5'10"
27) Have hunted, killed, and eaten an animal. (Fishing doesn't count!)
30) Have blown something up, like a mailbox or pumpkin.
32) Had your heart broken by a girl/woman.
38) Made a child laugh and smile.
39) Sing all the words to the National Anthem, and not just "mouthing" it.
41) Bailed a friend out of jail.
42) Owned your own business.
46) Can fix a running toilet.
47) Own some stock.
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post May 7 2008, 10:42 PM
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31.....................have things to still do I guess................What are you if you do them all...............looks like a to do list!
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EMC 3000gt
post May 7 2008, 11:16 PM
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Thats exactly what it is!!
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post May 7 2008, 11:36 PM
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i'm sure i could knock out a few on deployment but how'd the wife feel about that?
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post May 8 2008, 02:51 AM
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45/50
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post May 8 2008, 12:15 PM
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1) Changed your own oil.
3) Had sex with at least 4 women in your life.
4) Played one of these sports: Boxing, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, or Rugby
5) Built a house/addition/deck
6) Have driven a vehicle over 130 mph.
7) Have spun a vehicle around... by accident.
8) Hiked farther then 3 miles in the woods.
9) Camped longer then 4 days
10) Rebuilt an engine part like: Carburetor, distributor, or alternator.
11) Coached a team.
12) Got a BJ in a public place
13) Worked over a 60 hour week.
14) Carried a buddy, or have been carried, out of a bar.
15) Tasted moonshine
16) Spent more then 2 hours in Home Depot or Lowes in one day.
17) Dug a trench by hand
18) Can figure out 15% tips in your head.
19) Can explain all the rules of football and baseball and hockey to a woman.
21) Carried a child for over an hour.
23) Weight more then 160 lbs.
25) Can make a pot of Chili
26) Like your steak somewhere between medium and rare.
27) Have hunted, killed, and eaten an animal. (Fishing doesn't count!)
28) Been stabbed
30) Have blown something up, like a mailbox or pumpkin.
31) Can do 100 pushups in under 15 minutes.
32) Had your heart broken by a girl/woman.
33) Laughed at a Monty Python movie.
34) Seen one of these movies more then three times: Dirty Harry, Blade Runner, Scarface, or the Godfather.
35) Saved a life.
36) Broke a bone. (Car accidents do not count.)
37) Called in late/sick to work to stay home and have sex.
38) Made a child laugh and smile.
39) Sing all the words to the National Anthem, and not just "mouthing" it.
41) Bailed a friend out of jail.
42) Owned your own business.
43) Know how to tell the difference between a poisoness Coral snake and a nonvenomous Scarlet King Snake.
45) Lost a fight
46) Can fix a running toilet.
48) Have a scar.

42/50

do you get extra points if you've done/have some of these more than once?
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EMC 3000gt
post May 8 2008, 12:33 PM
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She doesn't have to know.. what wait.

I didn't say that.
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