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Aug 13 2008, 07:41 PM
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My friend pointed me to this and I thought I would put it out there for everyone to enjoy..... :57:
Eclipse tuners are a strange sort. They prefer stock wheels and paint. They don't like talking about wings or color-matching side skirts and interior. And they wouldn't be caught dead checking out a Wings West catalog. Sure, occasionally you might spot a shy intercooler hiding behind an Eclipse front end or a three-inch exhaust ****ling out the back, but for the most part you'd be lucky to find hubcaps. After all, that's added weight, you know.
Eclipse tuners are performance-obsessed sleeper fanatics who dream only about downpipes, exhaust gasses, and wastegates. Their cars aren't pretty, but have the ability to spank you silly on the highway. In other words, Eclipse tuners write checks their cars can cash. They don't spend money on 12-inch subs or amps. Systems only add to the weight and decrease performance.
Mention the word "chrome" and they might drop a boot to your skull.
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Aug 14 2008, 08:06 AM
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QUOTE(pwee05 @ Aug 14 2008, 07:58 AM) :werd:
except that should add:
dsm owners will eat ramen noodles for a month if it meant they can spend the money to increase 10hp and 10ftlbs of torque at the wheels [right][snapback]193867[/snapback][/right]
Ramen Noodles are tasty anyway! I ate them for lunch for about 6 months and lost 30lbs too.
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Aug 14 2008, 09:42 AM
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Drives: 1996 Talon AWD. Built, but no longer drives: 1997 mitsubishi eclipse RS; 1990 Talon AWD; 1995 Talon AWD, 1997 Talon AWD. Seems like a pattern

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QUOTE(bueshy @ Aug 14 2008, 08:59 AM) damn your like the new jared... but you probably took off five years with all that sodium that you ingested. but hey im in college and live off that stuff so whatever [right][snapback]193890[/snapback][/right]
sodium FTW!
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Aug 14 2008, 05:49 PM
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THE resident auto-x man and college student.

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QUOTE(pwee05 @ Aug 14 2008, 07:58 AM) dsm owners will eat ramen noodles for a month if it meant they can spend the money to increase 10hp and 10ftlbs of torque at the wheels [right][snapback]193867[/snapback][/right]
lmfao!!! Did that.... No joke.... (spam too)
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Aug 15 2008, 03:26 AM
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QUOTE(pwee05 @ Aug 14 2008, 06:42 AM) sodium FTW! [right][snapback]193904[/snapback][/right]
high blood pressure FTW
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