So, I was driving a little ways north of Salt Lake City this weekend, and they have been doing massive amounts of construction for the past god knows how long, and it's been stop and go ever since then...So, I'm sitting in my Eclipse, just got my dual 12" Audiobahn subs back in the car, bumping along at a moderate level, listening to some Tech N9ne, when I hear it...Yep, ever hear the sound of that one persons exhaust, where it sounds like someone is shitting their pants? It literally sounds like it's going to fall off the car, like they just went to a random muffler store and said "PUT THAT ONE ON, IT'S GOT TEH CARBON FIBERZ!" So, I look over, and lo and behold, there's an acura right next to me, with your generic 17 year old "I'm that badass wearing a grungy wife beater" (Whatsup with honda drivers and wife beaters, by the way? Just a thought) Anyways, I was getting really tired of him reving his engine in this obviously stopped traffic on the freeway, apparently thinking we can race the 20 feet that we go at a time. So (Windows rolled down) I yelled out really loud "Gawl, your muffler sounds like SHIT!" and right as he opened his mouth spun the volume up as high as I could, and just let him yell at the thump thump thump of the bass...It was about this time that I realized "Oh...I'm...surrounded by Acura's and Honda's on all sides of me...this is awkward" Yep, I was in the middle of what had to be a Honda club, or group of friends, Insert foot to mouth. They rode my ass, brake checked me, and other such ass-holery for the next half hour until they got off their exit...thought everyone would find my stupidity amusing, so I share this story with my brethren :57:

Off to the quote thread.

god I hate hondas.... their stupidity knows no bounds. I do love that quote though :laughing:
They wear wife beaters b/c is a prereq. for being a douchebag... which most of them are

so i bought some of the mitsubishi-forums.com decals and put them on my car yesterday (cuz everyone knows each sticker adds 15 hp and 5 mpg ROFL). btw pwee...yes they sit on the mail..it was postmarked the 21st. anyway, some faggish piece of tool drove by in his primer black honda civic lowered down scraping our speedbumps and just ogled my stickers the whole time...i wanted to flick him off but he had friends...and i was alone lol.

I have the decals on my scion.

O_o

I want one :o, do we still have any left?! I would put them on my eclipse, but seriously, am I the only one that isn't like, balls deep into the whole "I GOTTA BEAT EVERYONE ELSES SHITTY LITTLE IMPORT CAR, MINE IS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!1!!11!!one!" I mean, I love my eclipse, but I know it's not badass, and I know that I can't beat jack shit in it, but these honda guys out here are like, ridiculous about it. One started shouting obscenities at me on main street cause I wouldn't "race" him. Just rolled his window down with his bling bling necklace, and half cocked black and white LA hat on, screaming at me. Is it just me, or do all of them look like they came from the deep south too? Am I the only one that has ever been to the orthodontist or dentist before? But in the same line of thought, I've noticed a HUGE difference once the generation gap hits, and they're in their late 20's. Most of those guys are nice, don't really care, have fun with it, but aren't too into it. Maybe it's just having the equivalent of a bull's testosterone running through you.